chanel-and-louboutins: oxylo: xOx Chanel-and-Louboutins.tumblr.com

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via first-baby-from-mars)

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whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?  they’re moles they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey. so basically the thug life actually chose me. everyone can go home now.
Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.
shez-a-bitch: http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via chamyew)

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noonewillneverletyoudown: Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.
iwillsiiingyoutosleep: I’d die.